To My Meowmate
After I moved to Beijing,
I noticed more and more people around me started raising a pet.
Perhaps it’s their way to kill times,
or to avoid facing an empty home when they were back from work,
or maybe they’d like to take on some responsibilities, or they just love pets.
Busy work has made more people choose a cat over a dog.
Then what is it like to have a meowmate at your house?
You think you are the master?
Too naive, maybe you are not more than a poop scooping officer.
They just have two modes: arrogant and goofy.
Deliberate in counsel, prompt in action.
Pose is the most important thing!
Left one: What’s the PSO photographing?
Right one: I don’t know, but have a good pose first.
Hey PSO, help me fly my scarf and photograph me as a gentleman.
We’re taking a picture? I heard it’s cuter with a tilting head.
It’s more chic with head up in 45 degrees.
Pose and light both matter in photography.
Please take a Beijing Slouch portrait for me.
Please capture my super scholar moment.
Make sure you got my princess temperament.
Yeah! Yeah! That’s right! This angle! Get the other me in the mirror! Like a natural arty prince!
Right one: They are taking a picture of us, widely opened eyes would make my face smaller..
Left one: Forget it, wouldn’t work on your big face..
Stupid human beings!
Stay low to look what the PSO is doing behind my back.
You'll fcking wash me again!! You stupid human beings!
Hey you stupid dog, don’t you ever think about to get on my royal chair!
It’s too dangerous here on earth! Close the chamber and let’s get back to Meow Star!
I wet their bed again. My PSO put me here for me to make a confession.
Get the ball away! The king will go to sleep!
What are you looking at? The king is resting!
My chancellors, any thing to report? Or we’ll all rest.
Stupid human being! Put me down!
Ah~~~Stop reading! Play with the king!!!
With a facial mask on PSO’s face, I can finally look at her without freaking out...
Hey, what’s this stupid thing why it looks like me?!
Wow my PSO with bikini is too much sexy...
Well, can I have this for my claw practicing?
What’s this? What’s that? Can I eat them?
Hey PSO are we eating yet?
Send me there! I wanna try those chubby things!!!
My fcking king’s food is in the second right cupboard~
Oh fck! It’s fcking delicious! I have to take more before PSO coming!
I hear some noise of opening a plastic bag, is it food?!
Use the nunchakus, Koongpa pa pa, If I know how to play dodge, I’d fly over the wall to look where my fucking food is!
A cat's life is not only eating and sleeping here,
but also there.
Ah!!! The king wants to stay home rather than go to work!!!
Hiahiahia, hide and seek, found it!
I just wanna enjoy the sun lying in the balcony on the weekend.
I lost my love…It’s unfair, I feel sad, I wanna cry.
Life is boring! Don’t stop me! I’ll jump!
Let me just be a beautiful vase…You can’t see me, you can’t see me, you can’t see me...
After all day’s work all I want to do is Geyou Slouch.
I’m a deer, a really happy deer~~~
I feel very sleepy, let me go to my space capsule to have some sleep.
Looks like a tiger, sniffs the rose.
All I can recognize is Money!
It’s fcking hot in summer, let me cool my tail a little bit~~~
Ah~~~ I want to be a salty fish, or maybe eat one?
Sometimes I just want to look at the outside view and think about my cat's life.
Ah I’m so sleepy, the PSO’s lap is so cozy.
I just like lying here and wasting my cat’s life…
It’s already been 20 days since Zaizai ran away. He’s a little male cat in heat. Maybe he heard the meow from a female cat, then he broke the window screen and jump out of the window, and never came back.
There's always a bit of you somewhere in the room. On my leather shoes there is your bite mark. Sofa fabric has turned into fringe by your claws. The big climbing frame where you used to take naps while I was watching TV is still there.
It’s been 20 days, but I still have to get used to not having you around my feet, to not hearing your purr. But I still feel that it’s not a home when no meow’s waiting for you there.
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